We are almost 2 decades into the 21st century and the rise of the high-tech smart toilet is inevitable. We’re not talking about syncing your toilet to your iPhone, giving you a microwave, or having literal bells and whistles attached. But who wouldn’t enjoy the feeling of a heated seat or other remote controlled device in their home? It must be common knowledge by now that high-tech toilets are healthy toilets and change must be natural!
Not everything high-tech is doubly healthy for you, but bidets are definitely the exception.
Who would have thought that the modern miracle of butt hygiene would be a squirt of water? Well, most of the countries in Asia and Europe already have, as the bidet usage in those nations is the highest in the world. Asian nations in particular are pushing the envelope and packing their fancy bidets with all kinds of technology. Companies from Japan and Korea produce bidets with the best performance in the world.
Personal hygiene tops the list for why anyone would want a bidet. You will not find any science or research that denies this fact. Clean the leaves behind for debris and these bags of poop and other undesirables can be breeding grounds for bacteria. These microbes can cause all sorts of diseases, especially If you don’t wash your hands with SOAP AND WATER afterwards! Why would you want to put your hands in the danger zone to begin with?
We have the technology to improve butt cleaning, but it’s all just a gimmick. It’s time to satisfy your sweet tooth.
Do you want hands-free capabilities for your butt cleaning needs? No problem, many luxury bidets have remote controls. Want to take 100% cleaning out of the equation? These high-tech toilets may come bundled with hot air dryers. Is it a little cool in your bathroom in the colder months? No problem, many electronic bidets have heated seats and are nice.
Can’t stand it when the lid or seat is left up? Some bidets have hydraulic lids that can automatically open and close the seat for you. Worried about getting thrown off the seat with a powerful bidet sprayer? Most high-tech toilets come standard with a variety of different nozzle patterns and sprays, as well as temperature and pressure controls.
Want to hide your scent from sensitive nostrils that can’t handle your stench? These smart toilets can even come equipped with charcoal deodorants that will mask your embarrassment. Do you need to run to the bathroom in the dead of night? How about a sweet night light built into your toilet so you don’t miss a shot? You may not need an almighty bidet with all the best features. If bells and whistles aren’t your thing, take a simpler route.
You can get a bidet in your home for less than $50 from many vendors.
If you are one of those who say that all this shit is only in your head, you would actually be right. Some scientists suggest that toilet paper is used more as a psychological comfort despite being an inferior method of keeping your butt healthy. Toilet paper creates a kind of physical barrier between us (our hands) and our waste. Do not you believe it? There are several groups of very intelligent people who do…
Science of Us thinks so.
http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2016/06/big-change-in-how-america-wipes.html
Scientific American thinks so.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earth-talks-bidets/
We’re far from the realm of having toilets that teleport our waste to another dimension, but don’t let technology scare you! The only smart toilets out there are bidets and they are the best way to keep your back healthy.
Toilet paper might have been one small step for man, but the use of the bidet will be one giant step for all of humanity.